Now if you'll excuse me I have to go cut myself just to feel something again.Bounty hunters CGI BRADLEY COOPER and CGI VIN DIESEL search for targets.I love how this planet is so corrupt, I can just stand in a public square, point my iPad at random, and pick the BEST bounty that comes up. Shoot the bad guys before they kill innocent civilians! Maybe I should fight Goth with Goth, where's Lego Batman?I know! CHRIS'S DYING MOM (weakly) The end is near, Chris. Guardians of the Galaxy: Awesome Mix Vol. Need I remind you dat I am NOT only a blue metal-toothed space pirate, but I ALSO has a crazy whistle-controlled floaty death needle thingie, because I am the first movie character created entirely of Mad Libs.Okay, how about this: I totally fuck you over now, and later on, you rescue me from certain death in the vacuum of space. Redbone - Come And Get Your Love (From Guardians Of The Galaxy) Lyrics. The Guardians of the Galaxy could just as easily beat the Avengers in a far less violent contest - comedy. !CHRIS, BAUTISTA, and CGI VIN take on DJIMON and some WHATEVERTHEFUCKS while ZOE sneaks into a security room and must face KAREN!Ha! Sure my voice is altered so much nobody can tell, but yay me!Fillion? That's gotta hurt, right?KAREN falls out of LEE'S SHIP but lands on a PIRATE SHIP which she commandeers!Phew! !But the Infinity Stone has OTHER PLANS and gives the ASSISTANT an EXCRUCIATING, AGONIZING, PAINFULLY EXPLOSIVE DEATH! And the tape ribbon is made of flexible Asgardian steel, forged by Odin himself! La, la.la, la, la, la, la, la, la (come and get your love)
This could be the break we need.Yes, she may have pivotal information! Take some, get it together, baby You wanna spell out the plan for Marvel Phase Three while you're at it?No really, can you? What exactly was going to stop Lee Pace from just walking in here and fucking you up? Listen to trailer music, OST, original score, and the full list of popular songs in the film. If we don't already know that yet, these lyrics tell us:The lyrics of this song sort of conflict with one other. Not to mention that BOTH L and R headphones are still working? Come and get your love
Quick, throw them all in the most corrupt prison we have so they can be summarily killed before we learn anything.Our heroes are being taken to GEN-POP when CHRIS spots a guard playing with his WALKMAN.Hey asshole, don't fuck with the awesome soundtrack, it's the power source of our wider-audience appeal!
"Don't you feel right, baby?" This makes me want to brood in my room while smoking a cigarette even more than it did before! The Guardians of the Galaxy are a band of intergalactic outlaws, who teamed together to protect the galaxy from planetary threats. And cameos. Type song title, artist or lyrics - Peter Quill (a.k.a Star-Lord), Marvel's "Guardians Of The Galaxy" Please say yes.CHRIS opens his MOM'S GIFT and it proves to be ANOTHER MIX TAPE!Oh thank GOD. The Collector, The Accuser, The Destroyer, etc? Now to detach the control tower from its base, which, why the fuck does it even do that?? So look, how about some help with this Ronan douchebag? So I superglued the stone to my huge hammer staff and now I can kill the Xandarians all by myself!Then I suppose I'll just scowl at you instead of getting off my huge purple ass and doing anything about it.
You know how I said you had to wait outside until your Mom had thirty seconds to live? La, la.la, la, la, la, (come and get your love) A group of intergalactic criminals must pull together to stop a fanatical warrior with plans to purge the universe. The Darkhawks are made by Marvel was rumored to be considering a new animated series with another On July 26, 2014, at San Diego Comic-Con, a week before the release of the Advanced previews of the show started airing on Disney XD on August 1, 2015.
Read More These are the kind of songs that get stuck in your head and stuck in your life, drilling themselves into the part of you that compulsively listens to a movie's soundtrack long after it ends.It's the perfect movie soundtrack. Taste the wrath of CGI Bradley's ubergun, dickface! And now you don’t need to sit through all the credits, so you’re welcome. He's just a kid at the time, and the song he's listening to is "I'm Not in Love" by 10cc.